Saturday, August 23, 2008

Some Weekend Celebrity Car-Stalking

Amy Winehouse’s BMW 7-series is as big a train wreck as the beehive-wearing singer and her drug troubles. Maybe she chose this car while seriously trippin’. Oh well, she could have done worse – she could have been getting out of a Porsche Cayenne or a BMW X6. Or maybe Miz Winehouse is just slumming it while in and out of rehab.

Is Vince Vaughn slumming it? Because pleeze, we know you’ve stashed plenty of money away from the wildly successful Wedding Crashers a few years back, followed by another $200+million grossing movie, The Break Up. So why the 90s Pontiac Firebird? And why are you getting your own gas!

Simon Cowell isn’t slumming it…he’s car couture all the way!...the $400k+ Rolls Phantom; the $1million+ Bugatti Veyron. Lawhd! Leave some for the rest of us…jeez!

A much more modest Kevin Costner is pictured here with his two Audis - an S8 and a Q7. Looks like Mr. Costner likes him some speed and 4-wheel drive…hence the “S” model with Quattro, of course. As for the Q7, this is one of those SUVs that never needed to be built. Based off the Porsche Cayenne and Volkswagen Toureg and priced right in the middle, this middle child is often overlooked and totally forgettable. You might as well drive a Volvo. The boy in the Q7 pic is his son.

Here’s Dannon yogurt-living Jamie Lee Curtis and her Honda Clarity Hybrid (not widely available). They love to taunt your Pap by deliberately making these hybrids as hideous as possible. Bad styling on hybrids just won’t die and neither will Michael Meyers, it seems.

Here’s Ellen Degeneres, but where’s her preferred ride – a Porsche 911? Instead, she’s making a run to Real Food Daily in her Toyota FJ Cruiser. We love the outfit…matches well with the car. You look like you’re going fishing, Miz Degeneres…right on LaCienaga Bl. Oh those silly lez-beens with their cars and their wardrobes.

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