Posh and Becks have a fleet of impressive new cars. But when wanna tool around in a cheap/easy little cabriolet, they each have their own 911s. Both fully customized. In usual footballer fashion, we would expect embroidered monogramming on all headrests.
Patrick Dempsey also has a Carrera – the racy 911 GT3-R. The doctor likes a fast car!
Hayden Panettiere has a very different kind of Porsche. It’s the deplorable and brand-shaming Cayenne. Few SUVs are as unattractive and pointless as this dreaded Porsche. What was Ms. Panettiere thinking…perhaps papa-Panettiere should have slapped Hayden across the face instead of her mother. Has she redeemed herself? We see her getting out of a yellow Lamborghini Gallardo in the next pic.
Another lady, another Lamborghini…here’s Danica Patrick gassing up her Gallardo in a beautiful silver-tone color. Your Pap likes!
Sharing the same great chassis and components with the Gallardo is the R8 – and here’s Hugh Grant getting out of his. We believe tranny-hooker-loving Mr. Grant traded in his Bentley Continental GT last year and picked this car up. The seats in the Bentley were crushing his his balls and hurting his back…Yes, for real!
A more comfortable if less attractive Bentley is the Continental GT Flying Spur, with Ryan Seacrest as the owner. Look at those huge black rims – hmmm…not sure about that!
We prefer you leaving the Continental GT Flying Spur as is. After all, it’s just a family car…suitable for a baby and motoring at speeds up to 200 mph. For new-parents Nicole Richie and Joel Madden the Flying Spur seems great for a quick trip to Whole Foods.
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