Friday, August 1, 2008

The Hoff's Mercedes CLS

The fans will remember not too long ago on, in early 2006, when The Hoff was embroiled in an uglee dee-vorce from Pamela Bach due to an alleged drinking problem and violent behavior.



Your Pap dug up these photos of the Hoff and his Mercedes CLS. What’s going’ here! Was The Hoff having himself too much Jim Beam when he chose these rims. The disc-style, wheel-cover thing is not cutting it, and is doubly tragic in chrome. The CLS in both pics appear to be the same car – it’s a CLS500 with the AMG package. What’s even more disturbing to your Pap is that The Hoff has got two sets of bad rims for the same car.

Would the fans not agree that with all the Baywatch, Night Rider and European singing-sensation money The Hoff would at least buy himself an AMG Mercedes and bring his violent and drunk self over to DUB for some automotive redesign. And don’t give your Pap any of that …“well he needs to cut back now that he’s paying $25k/month alimony to the ex-wife.”

One last thing – how ever does The Hoff get his 6’ 4” self into a headroom-challenged Mercedes sedan masquerading as a coupe? Your Pap once hit his head hard trying to get into a CLS, being not even 6 foot tall! It's why you’ll have to excuse the nonsense your Pap sometimes spews, owing to a slight brain injury courtesy of a damn sedan/coupe with the type of headroom in a scene from Being John Malcovich.

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