Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Buy the Car, Get the Girl

Your Pap just got word of this train wreck and quickly turned all attention to eBay auction #130242316095. The winner of the car gets a date with this 26 yr. old femme fatale.




Guuurl! Can you really handle the type of guy that's gonna drop some coin for this 16 yr. old Honda that needs bodywork? Your Pap fears that soon after your date next week, you’ll be paying him a conjugal visit over at the Casa Grande. Lawdy lawd, then how will you diffuse all that society gossip!







As for the Honda Prelude, your Pap’s nose isn’t turned so high up that he can’t appreciate a good Honda – but this ain’t one of them. What’s with the modifications? LOL on the “shark fin” air diffuser a la BMW Z3. OMG on the lower side bumper area with air intake resembling the Mercedes SL65. and WTF on the $299 custom paint job from Miz Earl Scheib.

Good luck, sugar plum. Make sure you meet him in a bright parking lot.

FOLLOW UP: The auction closed at $2,500.






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